plainspoken prose & other resolutions

I would like to develop a skill for plainspoken prose. My posts have been far too fanciful.

Therefore, resolutions for the new year:

#1 - Write more plainspoken prose
#2 - Walk up more steps
#3 - Fast food* at most twice a week
#4 to #32,236 - Other worthy things** I have the velleity*** for

*not including curry puff
**like jumping rope, spending more time with family, getting a new job, saving the world...
***the lowest degree of volition

N.B. Too many asterisks. Plainspoken prose will begin next entry.