Had an epiphany at church today. It was while i was standing at the pew and singing 'Come Holy Spirit' when it came to me like a cold gust against my butt cheek. When i was getting dressed this morning, I had forgotten that my well-loved ten year-old khakis had a huge rip right across where my butt meets my thigh. Crap! And there were decent folk standing behind me too.
I gave thanks to God for slingbags.
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Epiphanies at church aren't always good
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Sorry to hear that m-n.
lol... sounded more like an epi-fanny... however, i share the same sentiment for my favourite pants/berms... will keep wearing them over and over again till the seams give way... mend them yet again and continue using them way past their use-by date.... how do you know when that time has come? cos the material is so well-worn that it develops shiny areas where the butt rubs against whatever i rest it on... ooh... that sounded kinkier than it was meant to be... o_O
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