I will and I am going to revamp my underwear selection. Things to go to the dump, prompto:
- All granny-styled, saggy-bottomed, pastel-coloured, waist-high, auntie-panties.
- All with flower patterns, little ribbons, and fake cotton lace.
- All in any shade of ugly brown - brown, dark brown, nude brown, even uglier brown.
- All those that cannot stay up cos they've lost all their elastic.
- All that ride up the crack.
Watch out. I'm coming home baby.
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