Pencil Shavings

Sunday, July 30, 2006

if you really want to know

i'll tell you what i've been thinking about this entire weekend.

~ THE BEGINNING~

B: Hey look at the moon!
Me: Yeah, it is 13% tonight. It is waxing.
B: *snigger* Bikini wax? or Brazilian?
Me: Whatever! Waxing, as in the oppositie of waning, as in not-yet-gibbous.
B: Heeheehee. The moon's waxing! heeheehee.
Me: *exasperated*

(so we started competing to see who could think of the most waxing terms)

Waxing and waning
Candle wax
Waxing legs
Wax lyrical
Wax my car
Wax my surfboard
Wax my shoe (to prevent blisters)
Wax the floor
Waxy leaves
Bee's wax
Wax musuem
Waxen complexion
Waxed paper for baking
Ear wax

And the clincher:
Werewabbit says: "You're waxy."

~ THE END ~

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let's not forget, "Wax on. Wax off."
by, Mr. Miyagi

mis_nomer said...

Thank you Eric and Joan for the additions. I had to look up "Wax on. Wax off." :)