King of the dunghill

I am the king of the dunghill
don't mess with me
I've got minions under my p'wer
as far as the eye can see

I'll send this one to do this
Another one to do that
If I lose a few in the poopyness
I'm sure it's a fate well-met

I'll make decisions far-ranging
Always outsourcing to the best
My territory stretches to the far flung flings
Of my poopy, cruddy, scoopy mess